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band member: hi how are you?
me: hey so we finally meet i've been waiting for this moment forever and ever do you feel the love in the air? because i do we're totally meant to be i knew it from the first time i laid my eyes on you i was thinking for our wedding we go to paris and get married when the sun is setting we should have five beautiful children don't worry i already have their names picked out lol and when we send them off to college we can buy ourselves a nice beach house and we can grow old together and own a couple of bunnies because i know you're allergic to cats and you're afraid of dogs and we can sit on rocking chairs and drink lemonade together.
band member: what?
me: i said can you sign my cd please.
band member: no i think you said-
me: cd.
band member: but-
me: please.